I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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