Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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