I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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