did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if only i could text you this smell
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I understand Curling. That high.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
