gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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