we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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