And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He shit in the fireplace
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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