All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Will exercising make me less horny?
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