Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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