I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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