found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Buhtt sex?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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