so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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