My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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