Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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