I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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