Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Im part way to drunk.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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