So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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