i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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