The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
should my penis look like a turkey
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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