The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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