you guys were way drunker than both of me
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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