it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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