Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
