love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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