So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just googled if crying burns calories
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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