Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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