is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Randomize
