Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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