we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I currently don't understand fingers.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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