I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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