Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
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my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Couch. On fire.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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