that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just googled if crying burns calories
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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