talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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