PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
