Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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