HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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