Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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