hotel room ftw
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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