Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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