Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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