why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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