Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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