I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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