You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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