This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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