awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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