covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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