My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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