Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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