Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Pants are for mortals
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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